r/wallstreetbets Jun 15, 02:53 AM
DD: We Are Not in a Dot-Com Bubble Because the Knicks Just Beat the Spurs TL;DR for the smooth-brains who can't read past the first crayon
1999/2000: the Spurs beat the Knicks in the Finals. Nine months later the Nasdaq face-planted into a casket and stayed there for 2.5 years. The Spurs beating the Knicks is the single most powerful sell signal in recorded human history. This time the Knicks beat the Spurs. The bears get put down behind the Wendy's.
1. The Setup
Every smooth brain on this sub is screaming AI bubble while clutching puts and crying into their wife's boyfriend's pillow. Let's actually do the DD nobody else has the courage to do.
The dot-com top was caused by the San Antonio Spurs defeating the New York Knicks 4-1 in the NBA Finals. Tim Duncan and David Robinson didn't win a championship, they rang the bell at the top of the greatest bull market in history.
Today's NBA finals (Spurs vs Knicks) is not a coincidence, it's a leading indicator. And it just flipped.
2. The Back-test
I ran the numbers so you don't have to. 1999 Finals the Spurs beat the Knicks 4-1. NASDAQ then peaked and fell ~78%. The Knicks this weekend just beat the Spurs 4-1.
3. The Inverse Correlation
Here's the part the crayon-eaters miss. The market does not crash when the universe is that out of balance and about to be corrected. You don't sell into cosmic justice. You buy it with margin.
4. The Macro Layer (for the two of you who read 10-Ks)
Yes yes, hyperscaler capex is growing ~5x faster than revenue, free cash flow is deteriorating, and the financing structure is a circular Ouroboros of GPUs eating their own tail. The top of this cycle will be a capex/financing event, not an EPS miss. I know. I read. I'm not fully regarded.
But none of that matters because the Knicks beat the Spurs. The FCF deterioration is just the bear trap. The capex circularity is the coiling spring. The cash flows heal themselves. It's called efficient markets, look it up.
5. US-Iran Peace Deal (idk who Hormuz is but he chill now)
The Knicks were always a chokepoint for the universe's entire karmic debt. Only one of those moves markets, and it isn't the boats. Even The Ayatollah knew this and were waiting for the series to finish (they were in calls). Jalen Brunson sets the top. The peace deal was just the macro lagging the basketball. Geopolitics is a coincident indicator of the Finals.
6. Risks (lmao even)
The Knicks choke. If they lose, all this goes out the window and bears are right. If they close the series out 4-2 or 4-3, this increases the probability of a crash by 6% and 9% respectively.
Original risk assessment, but now there is no risk, ez tendies.
7. Positions or Ban
HOOD calls attached from Friday on close because it’s cinematic.
I don't think you guys understand how huge prediction markets are becoming and HOOD is getting a large piece of that pie.
JUNE 12 WAS THE BIGGEST DAY IN PREDICTION MARKETS HISTORY
- $5.5 billion traded
- almost 2x bigger than the second biggest day (Jun 11)
Oh, and Cathie Woods sold HOOD on June 11